♫ Listening to “Right Here Right Now” by Jesus Jones (Doubt (Bonus Track Version), 1991) ♫
♫ Listening to “Words of Advice” by William S. Burroughs (The Best of William Burroughs from Giorno Poetry Systems) ♫
♫ Listening to “Paranoimia (Featuring Max Headroom) (7” Version)" by The Art Of Noise (Re-Works Of Art Of Noise, 1986) ♫
♫ Listening to “Across The Universe” by The Beatles (Let It Be… Naked, 2003) ♫
♫ Listening to “The Bed Song - Single” by Amanda Palmer & The Grand Theft Orchestra (The Bed Song - Single) ♫
♫ Listening to “The Entertainer / Rag Time Dance” by Marvin Hamlisch (The Sting: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack, 1973) ♫
♫ Listening to “Wicked Garden” by Stone Temple Pilots (Core+2, 1993) ♫
Your death brings endless joy…
To you.
Yes, you…
the one…
that violated
trust…
respect…
consent.
To you…
the rapist.
Know that each and every day,
the knowledge of your death,
brings me endless joy.
Inflation is a bitch.
69 will now be called 96.
Due to inflation, the cost of eating out has increased.
Recall-ability
Call a woman beautiful a million times—she won’t recall any.
Call her fat—she’ll remember forever.
Because elephants never forget!
Life is a game.
Life is a game.
How you play is a matter of perspective.
Some play to win or lose.
I play to win or learn.
Police arrested two kids yesterday…
“Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.”
Tommy Cooper
Perfection is attained by slow degrees…
“Perfection is attained by slow degrees; it requires the hand of time.”
— Voltaire
Scream.
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Dam your judgements.
To hell with your hate.
Your heaven is hell.
Fuck your faith.
Fuck your god.
Fuck you.
Fuck.
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Lincoln on the bible
"The Bible is not my book nor Christianity my profession. I could never give assent to the long, complicated statements of Christian dogma."
— Abraham Lincoln , Speeches and Writings, 1832-1858
From Emo Philips
“Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, “Don’t do it!” He said, “Nobody loves me.” I said, “God loves you. Do you believe in God?”
He said, “Yes.” I said, “Are you a Christian or a Jew?” He said, “A Christian.” I said, “Me, too!
Protestant or Catholic?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me, too!
What franchise?” He said, “Baptist.” I said, “Me, too!
Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?” He said, “Northern Baptist.” I said, “Me, too!
Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist.” I said, “Me, too!
Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?” He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region.” I said, “Me, too!”
Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.”
I said, “Die, heretic!”
And I pushed him over.”
— Emo Philips
It is normal to be abnormal
“The Conspiracy has been trying to squelch abnormality since time began.”
— Rev. Ivan Stang